The Late Life Crisis

Great Truths About Growing Old

There are some amusing, but somewhat painful, truths here:

1. Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

2. Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

3. When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you are down there.

4. You're getting old when you know all the answers but nodody bothers to ask you the questions.

5. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

6. Wisdom comes with age, sometimes age comes alone.

7. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.