Al Gore is Not a Good Daddy

By Big Dog on Jul 4, 2007 in Featured, Satire

Al Gore’s son was arrested for driving under the influence and possession of illegal drugs including marijuana and some pills in unlabeled prescription bottles. Police report that young Gore was driving around 100 miles per hour before he was pulled over by the police. He was bailed out after someone posted his $20,000 bond.

Al Gore must be a terrible father who did not raise his kid correctly. No, not the DUI and drugs, sometimes people make stupid mistakes (even though Gore was in rehab before after a marijuana arrest). Anyone can get a DUI or use illicit drugs and they need to be punished and get treatment but that is usually not the parents fault. Kids become young adults and take their own decisions. Sometimes they are bad ones.

Why is Al Gore a bad daddy? His son was driving 100 miles per hour. That uses a lot of fossil fuel, certainly more than is necessary to get from point A to point B. The increased speed and fuel consumption increases the amount of CO2 in the atmosphere and increases Global Warming. At least the whole GW theory is based upon this idea that is taught by none other than Al Gore himself. Al wants everyone in America to decrease and to stop GW before it raises temperatures to terrible levels and bakes us in our skin. Al wants us to avoid ice melts that increase water levels and drown all the coastal dwellers.

Al has been preaching these things to us and it has been a hard sell to people with a brain. Al himself does not believe this hooey given that his house uses more energy in a month than most houses use in a year. But for his son to go out and increase greenhouse gases after all the preaching poppa Al did about Global Warming is just beyond real.

If Al Gore is unable to persuade his kid to take Global Warming seriously, why should the rest of us believe what he has to say? A kid going 100 miles per hour and increasing our risk of burning to death. That is just the result of bad parenting on Al Gore’s part.

Well Al, at least the car was environmentally friendly. Of course it kind of defeats the purpose when it is driven that fast…